Women’s No I Don't Want Any Fucking Kids Crop top - Death and Friends - Childfree by Choice T-shirt

Crop Top
£29.99

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No I Don't Want Any Fucking Kids T-shirt - Death and Friends - Childfree by Choice

The "No I Don't Want Any Fucking Kids" cropped T-shirt is the unapologetic declaration of the proudly Childfree by Choice, a banner for those who have chosen the path less populated. It's a sharp retort to society's relentless pro-natalist interrogation, a sartorial slap for the well-meaning but wearyingly persistent who ask, "When are you having kids?" Wearing this shirt is not just a personal statement—it's a public service announcement, a boundary set in bold print, a fierce assertion of autonomy over one's own life script.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾
S 17 ¾ 19 ¾
M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝
L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝
XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 44 47.5
S 45 50
M 46.5 52.5
L 47.5 55
XL 48.5 57.5