Dead Inside But Caffeinated Shirt - Death and Friends - Coffee Dead Inside T-shirt

This Dead Inside But Caffeinated shirt is a darkly humorous nod to the walking weary, those who shuffle through the daily grind powered by nothing more than espresso and sheer will. It’s for the soul-sapped survivors of the modern age, who armor themselves with caffeine as they face the morning’s glaring light. Wearing this shirt is like flying the flag of the undead office warrior—bleary-eyed, ironically detached, yet indefatigably pressing on, one coffee cup at a time.

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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