Women's No I Don't Want Any Fucking Kids T-shirt - Death and Friends - Childfree by Choice

Womens T-Shirt
£29.99

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Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.

The "No I Don't Want Any Fucking Kids" T-shirt is the unapologetic declaration of the proudly Childfree by Choice, a banner for those who have chosen the path less populated. It's a sharp retort to society's relentless pro-natalist interrogation, a sartorial slap for the well-meaning but wearyingly persistent who ask, "When are you having kids?" Wearing this shirt is not just a personal statement—it's a public service announcement, a boundary set in bold print, a fierce assertion of autonomy over one's own life script.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾
  SHIRT WIDTH (cm) SHIRT LENGTH (cm) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 47 64.1 6-8 36-38 10-12 19.7
M 50.8 66 10-12 40-42 14-16 21
L 55.9 68 14-16 44-46 18-20 22.2
XL 61 69.9 18-20 48-50 22-24 24.1
2XL 66 71.8 22-24 52-54 26-28 26
3XL 71.1 73.7 26-28 56-58 30-32 27.3