Women’s Dead Inside but Still Horny crop top - Death and Friends - Coffin Mascot

Crop Top
£29.99

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Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.

The "Dead Inside but Still Horny" T-shirt is a darkly humorous testament to the art of trudging through the muck of life, even when the spark feels extinguished. It's the uniform for the weary, the worn, those who've danced too long with despair but still muster the strength to keep the beat going. Wearing this shirt is like flying a flag of resilient irony, a cheeky nod to the existential grind that acknowledges even in our bleakest moments, we march on, part zombie, part coffin, fully human.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾
S 17 ¾ 19 ¾
M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝
L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝
XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 44 47.5
S 45 50
M 46.5 52.5
L 47.5 55
XL 48.5 57.5