Precum is Real Baby One Piece - Punk Baby Clothes / Punk Baby Onesies
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Precum is Real Baby One Piece - Punk Baby Clothes / Punk Baby Onesies / Punk Rock Baby Clothing
The "Precum is Real" baby one piece is a brazen, boundary-pushing garment that laughs in the face of traditional baby wear, perfect for the punk parent who wants to instill a sense of rebellious humor right from the cradle. This little number isn't just about dressing an infant; it's about making a statement, shocking the unshockable, and poking fun at the squeamishness of polite society. With its bold declaration, it sets the stage for a childhood that promises to be anything but conventional, where even the drool is part of the dialogue and every giggle is a tiny revolution.
Diving deeper into the ethos of punk parenting, the "Precum is Real" baby one piece is not just a garment but a manifesto. It's the perfect starter kit for the punk rock baby, ready to toddle into a world of loud music and louder expressions. Embracing this aesthetic early on, parents are likely to keep the spirit of punk rock alive through their little ones, ensuring that the punk rock baby grows up knowing the classics, from The Ramones to The Clash, as nursery rhymes. This outfit is more than just fabric; it's a future of mosh pits and music festivals, where every burp and rattle shake echoes the rebellious tunes of a bygone era.
Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | |
| 3-6m | 9 3/8 | 20-25 | 12-16 |
| 6-12m | 9 7/8 | 25-28 | 16-22 |
| 12-18m | 10 3/8 | 28-30 | 22-27 |
| 18-24m | 10 7/8 | 30-32 | 27-30 |
| WIDTH (cm) | FITS BABY LENGTH (cm) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (kg) | |
| 3-6m | 22.9 | 50.8-63.5 | 5-7 |
| 6-12m | 22.9 | 63.5-71.1 | 7-10 |
| 12-18m | 25.4 | 71.1-76.2 | 10-12 |
| 18-24m | 25.4 | 76.2-81.3 | 12-14 |
