Midlife Crisis? T-Shirt - Death and Friends - Cryptid Clothes
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
Couldn't load pickup availability
Midlife Crisis? Yeah, I’d Have a Crisis if My Life Was Mid T-Shirt
By Death & Friends
Power up your wardrobe with the ultimate mix of sass and sorcery. The Midlife Crisis? T-Shirt features a wizard mid-spell, charging up with enough energy to obliterate mediocrity and summon a whole vibe. It’s the perfect blend of magic, sarcasm, and unapologetic attitude.
Ideal for fans of pastel goth outfits male, cryptid clothes, and pop punk aesthetic outfits, this Wizards shirt is as versatile as it is bold. Whether you’re adding it to your collection of Magic Necromancer t-shirts or rocking it with ripped jeans and combat boots, this tee is designed to make a statement wherever you go.
Pair it with layered accessories, plaid skirts, or oversized jackets to seamlessly blend it into your pop punk aesthetic or pastel goth-inspired wardrobe. The wizard design is packed with vibrant energy and dark whimsy, making it a standout piece for anyone who refuses to live a life that’s anything less than legendary.
Because why settle for mid when you were born to be magical?
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us Lõõtsa tn 2a, Tallinn city, Harju county, Lasnamäe tao, 11415, Estonia & 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, United Kingdom..
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |