Jesus Loves You (But I Think You're a Cunt) - Funny Ugly Christmas Jumper & Offensive Christmas Sweaters
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
*- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
Jesus Loves You But (I Think You're a Cunt) Knitted Pullover - Funny Ugly Christmas Jumper & Offensive Christmas Sweaters
Deck the halls? Nah, we’re here to deck the unsuspecting with this jaw-dropping, boundary-pushing offensive ugly Christmas sweater. If you’re tired of the same old syrupy holiday greetings, it’s time to don a funny ugly Christmas jumper that cuts through the fluff with razor-sharp wit.
Unlike those cheap, printed sweatshop specials, this bad boy is knitted—because a message this bold deserves a quality sweater that won’t flinch under the weight of stunned silence (or, let’s be real, gasps of outrage). This isn’t just an offensive Christmas sweater; it’s a statement piece for the unapologetically honest and gloriously irreverent.
Perfect for those who like their holiday cheer with a side of brutal honesty, this sweater lets you walk into any room and deliver the gospel truth with style. Jesus might love them, but you’ve got your own thoughts—and now, so will everyone else. Wear it, own it, and enjoy the show: "Jesus Loves You (But I Think You're a Cunt)"
This extra-soft knit crew-neck sweater will help you look put-together while feeling warm and comfortable. Pair it with jeans for a relaxed look or dress it up for a more formal setting.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| 3XS | 16 ¼ | 22 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| 2XS | 17 ⅜ | 23 ⅝ | 22 ½ |
| XS | 18 ½ | 24 ¾ | 23 ⅝ |
| S | 19 ½ | 25 ¾ | 24 ¾ |
| M | 20 ½ | 26 ¾ | 25 ⅝ |
| L | 22 | 27 ¾ | 26 |
| XL | 23 ⅝ | 28 ¾ | 26 ⅜ |
| 2XL | 25 ¼ | 29 ¾ | 26 ¾ |
| 3XL | 26 ¾ | 30 ⅛ | 27 |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| 3XS | 41.3 | 57.1 | 54.3 |
| 2XS | 44.1 | 60 | 57.2 |
| XS | 47 | 62.9 | 60 |
| S | 49.5 | 65.4 | 62.9 |
| M | 52 | 68 | 65 |
| L | 55.9 | 70.5 | 66 |
| XL | 60 | 73 | 67 |
| 2XL | 64.1 | 75.6 | 68 |
| 3XL | 68 | 76.5 | 68.6 |
