Women's No I Don't Want Any Fucking Kids T-shirt - Death and Friends - Childfree by Choice

The "No I Don't Want Any Fucking Kids" T-shirt is the unapologetic declaration of the proudly Childfree by Choice, a banner for those who have chosen the path less populated. It's a sharp retort to society's relentless pro-natalist interrogation, a sartorial slap for the well-meaning but wearyingly persistent who ask, "When are you having kids?" Wearing this shirt is not just a personal statement—it's a public service announcement, a boundary set in bold print, a fierce assertion of autonomy over one's own life script.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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