Merry Fucking Christmas Bitches Knitted Christmas Jumper - Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater

** The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination. *

Merry Fucking Christmas Bitches Knitted Christmas Jumper

Forget decking the halls—this ugly Christmas pullover is here to drop some F-bomb-fueled holiday cheer right in the middle of your polite little yuletide gatherings. Subtle? Not a chance. This funny ugly Christmas jumper is for those who think Christmas spirit should come with a side of sass and a stiff drink.

Unlike those cheap, printed abominations cluttering the web, this bad boy is knitted. Yeah, you heard that right—woven with care, because nothing says "I mean business" like quality craftsmanship that’ll keep you cozy while you shock Grandma into a spit-take. It’s the ultimate in offensive Christmas sweaters, perfect for the holiday troublemaker who’s tired of sugar, spice, and everything nice.

So, if you’re ready to turn your seasonal celebrations into a festive free-for-all, this ugly sweater Xmas is your go-to gear. It’s bold, it’s brash, and it’s exactly what you need to remind everyone that the holidays are better with a little extra attitude.

This extra-soft knit crew-neck sweater will help you look put-together while feeling warm and comfortable. Pair it with jeans for a relaxed look or dress it up for a more formal setting.

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- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable

Disclaimers:

- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.

Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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