Functional Alcoholic t-shirt - Death and Friends - Bartender Clothing
T-Shirt
£21.99
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
Functional Alcoholic t-shirt - Death and Friends - Bartender Clothing
The "Functional Alcoholic" T-shirt is a wry nod to those who can juggle a shaker in one hand and life’s complexities in the other, a uniform for the barkeeping savants who mix their craft with a pinch of irony and a dash of self-awareness. It's for the mixologists who know their spirits nearly as well as they know their own demons, threading the needle between professional pourer and personal partaker with unparalleled finesse. Wearing this tee is an insider’s joke, a tongue-in-cheek toast to the balancing act of serving up libations while sipping on the subtle cocktail of survival and vice, all with a steady hand and a steady heart.
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The "Functional Alcoholic" T-shirt is a wry nod to those who can juggle a shaker in one hand and life’s complexities in the other, a uniform for the barkeeping savants who mix their craft with a pinch of irony and a dash of self-awareness. It's for the mixologists who know their spirits nearly as well as they know their own demons, threading the needle between professional pourer and personal partaker with unparalleled finesse. Wearing this tee is an insider’s joke, a tongue-in-cheek toast to the balancing act of serving up libations while sipping on the subtle cocktail of survival and vice, all with a steady hand and a steady heart.
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
