Lets Start a Cult T-shirt - Death and Friends - Hail Satan Shirt
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Lets Start a Cult T-shirt - Death and Friends - Hail Satan Shirt
The "Let's Start a Cult" t-shirt, with its idyllic retro family picnic scene eerily centered around a pentacle, offers a cheeky, twisted take on wholesome Americana. It's a subversive nod to the underbelly of the suburban dream, where behind every well-trimmed hedge might lurk secrets darker than just the neighbor's casserole recipe. Donning this shirt is a sardonic invitation to join the flip side of conformity, a pledge of allegiance to the weird, the wicked, and the wonderfully unhinged—a perfect uniform for those who prefer their potlucks with a side of the occult.
Picture this: a gothic shirt so audaciously bold it whispers—or rather, shouts—of forbidden midnight conversations into the ears of the day-dwellers. The Let's Start a Cult shirt isn't just a piece of cult clothing; it's a declaration of wild intent, daring its wearers to embrace the charm of the unorthodox. This isn't merely fashion—it's an ideology stitched into cotton, an invite to an exclusive party where the punch is spiked with delirium and devotion.
Wearing this shirt is akin to strutting into a room with a bullhorn, announcing your presence with a brazen disregard for societal norms. It’s an homage to the realms where madness is just another side of reality, inspected under the lens of jittery psychedelics. Imagine it as the sartorial equivalent of throwing a grenade into a dinner party of polite conversation, watching the fragments of decorum and decorousness scatter with a mischievous grin.
It’s not about the literal summoning of followers to the woods for moonlit rites; rather, it's about finding those willing to question, to challenge, to step boldly into the fray. This shirt isn’t just worn; it’s brandished—a flag for the bold, the thinkers, and the eternally curious.
A classic all-rounder, the t-shirt round neck is always a winner with its extremely comfortable soft cotton fabric. Ribbing at the neck and double seams at the hem make this shirt a casual basic. The long, slim cut accentuates your shape. Made with a single Jersey finish, it is ideal for individual embellishment with screen printing or light flex printing.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends Clothing (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Hard Mod, Lõõtsa tn 2a, Tallinn city, Harju county, Lasnamäe tao, 11415, Estonia | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.
