Be Polite You Asshole T-shirt - Death and Friends - Offensive Clothing Rude Gifts

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Be Polite You Asshole T-Shirt – Offensive Clothing
Collaboration by Hookhope and Death and Friends

The Be Polite You Asshole T-Shirt is a perfect blend of sarcasm and blunt honesty. Designed by Hookhope and made by Death and Friends, this collaboration delivers a sharp reminder wrapped in just the right amount of offensiveness. It's the kind of statement piece that turns heads and sparks conversations – whether people love it or hate it.

For fans of offensive clothing and rude gifts, this tee hits the mark. It’s bold, unapologetic, and exactly what you’d expect from a partnership between two brands that don’t believe in biting their tongue.

Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, this shirt is comfortable enough to wear all day while still making a statement. If subtlety isn’t your thing, this is the piece for you.

Add it to your wardrobe or gift it to that one friend who always speaks their mind. Either way, it’s a reminder to keep it polite – or not.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us Lõõtsa tn 2a, Tallinn city, Harju county, Lasnamäe tao, 11415, Estonia & 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, United Kingdom..

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3