My Tattoos Were More Planned Out Than Your Kids T-shirt - Tattoo Clothing Brand
T-Shirt
£21.99
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
My Tattoos Were More Planned Out Than Your Kids - Tattoo Clothing Brand
The "My Tattoos Were More Planned Out Than Your Kids" T-shirt is a sharp-tongued salute to meticulous ink over haphazard parenting, a sardonic stab at societal norms that value spontaneity in the nursery more than in the tattoo parlor. It’s for the inked warriors who wear their body art as badges of careful consideration, those who draft and redraft in ink what others might do in flesh and bone. Donning this shirt is a declaration of thoughtfulness in an era of impulsiveness, a testament to the art of permanent choices made wisely, and a cheeky reminder that not all life’s creations are crafted with equal forethought.
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The "My Tattoos Were More Planned Out Than Your Kids" T-shirt is a sharp-tongued salute to meticulous ink over haphazard parenting, a sardonic stab at societal norms that value spontaneity in the nursery more than in the tattoo parlor. It’s for the inked warriors who wear their body art as badges of careful consideration, those who draft and redraft in ink what others might do in flesh and bone. Donning this shirt is a declaration of thoughtfulness in an era of impulsiveness, a testament to the art of permanent choices made wisely, and a cheeky reminder that not all life’s creations are crafted with equal forethought.
The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
