The "Eat the Rich" T-shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a manifesto stretched across your chest, a rallying cry for the disenfranchised, the downtrodden, and the downright pissed off. It’s for those who’ve had enough of the banquet of greed, where the few feast on the many, a call to arms served up with a side of sardonic wit and a hearty helping of social justice. Wearing this shirt is like walking with a bullhorn, each thread woven with the fury of the forgotten, a declaration that the time has come to carve up the power structures, to redistribute the feast, because the menu has changed, and now, it’s the rich who are on the table.