"Thanks Mum for Not Swallowing Me" Punk Baby Onesies Punk Baby Clothes

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"Thank you Mum for not Swallowing Me" Punk Baby Onesies / Punk Baby Clothes

The "Thanks Mum for Not Swallowing Me" punk baby onesie is a riotous piece of infant wear, combining shocking humor with a tongue-in-cheek thankfulness that's as inappropriate as it is hilarious. It's a bold choice for the parent who's not afraid to mix a little punk rock irreverence with their nursery rhymes, turning baby fashion into a statement that's bound to turn heads and widen eyes at the playground. Clad in this onesie, the littlest member of the family announces their arrival into the world with a mischievous smirk, courtesy of a parent whose sense of humor is as unfiltered as their punk rock playlists.

Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling.

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs)
3-6m 9 3/8 20-25 12-16
6-12m 9 7/8 25-28 16-22
12-18m 10 3/8 28-30 22-27
18-24m 10 7/8 30-32 27-30
  WIDTH (cm) FITS BABY LENGTH (cm) FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (kg)
3-6m 22.9 50.8-63.5 5-7
6-12m 22.9 63.5-71.1 7-10
12-18m 25.4 71.1-76.2 10-12
18-24m 25.4 76.2-81.3 12-14