More Trees Less Arseholes T-shirt - Death and Friends - Rude Gifts

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More Trees Less Arseholes T-shirt - Death and Friends - Rude Gifts

The "More Trees Less Assholes" T-shirt is a straightforward, no-nonsense call to arms for anyone who's had enough of human folly and yearns for a return to nature's embrace. It's a garment soaked in environmental activism with a sharp, sardonic edge, perfect for those who prefer their oxygen as untainted as their opinions. Donning this shirt is a public declaration that you're rooting for the planet over the pests, a wearable manifesto for greener pastures and fewer pests mucking them up.

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured More Trees Less Arseholes T-shirt - Death and Friends - Rude Giftslook. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3